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mialayla:

mialayla:

I love my job

I lost my job
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lahmps:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

victoriaclarks:

Too dark for daytime? I don’t care. Too gay for daytime? Maybe.

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thisrabbitsgonemad:

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

sassygaymalec:

kaciart:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and I poured it down the sink and made my own cup

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sounds more like the american revolution if you ask me

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gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How 2 pick up girls*
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bvlenci-pxpi:

xobaddestbitchez:


春




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missyvaughnofficial:

Trying out that whole messy salt spray hair style so that people don’t notice that I’m just too lazy to bleach my roots #blonde #beauty #fashion #platinum
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truthdoesnotleadtofreedom:

Bless whoever made this.